Time for an old friend, I think. The Doctor Seuss Sleep Book. Goodnight…
The news just came in
From the County of Keck
That a very small bug
By the name of Van Vleck
Is yawning so wide
You can look down his neck.
This may not seem
Very important, I know.
But it is. So I’m bothering
Telling you so.
A yawn is quite catching, you see. Like a cough,
It just takes one yawn to start other yawns off.
NOW the news has come in that some friends of Van Vleck’s
Are yawning so wide you can look down their necks.
At this moment, right now,
Under seven more noses,
Great yawns are in blossom,
They’re blooming like roses.
The yawn of that one little bug is still spreading!
According to latest reports, it is heading
Across the wide fields, through the sleepy night air,
Across the whole country toward every-which-where.
And people are gradually starting to say,
‘I feel rather drowsy, I’ve had quite a day.’
(and if you don’t know the rest, do find a child to pretend to buy it for. It is wonderful, and you need to see the pictures.)